In order: My wife and lover, Mary.
Her sister ;D
....annddd my ex-wife. She was pretty, but she was SUCH a prude!
I'm just a player, yo. And I don't care what you say, Byron, the ladies LOVE my baby face! Can't we just be gorgeous together without making it a competition? (Even though I'm the one who always makes it a competition, lol.)
You're such a jerk! At least I'm prettier than both of them combined!
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